Condom, never used.
Used mine twice.
deleted by creator
Musk still rich
Back to work.
Reddit still going.
For sale: baby
shoes never worn
You forgot the comma after shoes but: bingo, that’s the one!
Boy or girl?
Aufenthaltserlaubnisverlängerungsantragsfrist verpasst.
German is cheating!
Alarm clock ringing
In our bed?!
Actually, it’s GNU/Linux
I love to say this sassily and where it doesn’t fit just because “guh noo” sounds funny
That’s not sad.
it’s a glimpse into a sad life
I’m not sad.
Good dog, stay.
You fucker :(
I made myself sad writing that.
Donald Trump exists
It said a sad story, not a fucking nightmare. There might be kids reading this, don’t scare them!
It’s a German fairytale. (I wish.)
German inspired.
Drumpf
Four more years.
endless economic growth
Malignant profit-driven cancer.
I loved you
“She preferred him.”
I don’t think I like this game.
“a sad story”
