Just don’t get any on you when watching Cars 2 in the movie theater.

… Would

Ngl this sounds amazing

Beanzza

My Italian boyfriend does not approve. Heading to the shop to buy immediately.

I’d send this to my mother, but I’m concerned she’d inadvertently put a hex on her phone cursing the picture.

As if we needed more proof that the british are a fallen civilization.

I’ve tried it, tastes like beans with bread.

Instructions read: Remove from box, plastic, place in direct sunlight for 20 min, drink several pints while waiting, eat.

I would try this once in my life and then never again.