More like DonOLD Trump, amiright? Woo!
This is my first time seeing this. Pretty clever. Childish. Cheap. Petty. Wonderful.
Random memory recovered!
Back in early 2016, we made the joke “Don Old Rump”, who wants that lol
oh thats goood
Probably someone less rapey and weird too, hopefully.
I will now list all of the normal people in the GOP:
Thanks for that comprehensive list. I appreciate your hard work. I am saving it for historical purposes.
You forgot .
Good luck finding that in current GOP
Something to remember:
Don’t think for one minute that “not-Trump” means “not-Project 2025”.
This plan will be on the back burner quietly simmering away until all those who support it are evicted from the RNC.
Like Harris? She’s younger!
And according to Trump, she’s still extremely youthful despite having the experience of a 60 year old prosecutor and lawmaker.
He’s even directly endorsed her in the past.
But just as awful
But easier to control.
They prefer it, but he’s the nominee, so they’d jump off a bridge to follow him. I like when reporters ask random Trump supporters random questions on the street and they all basically say “well, I hate a dozen things about this guy and don’t trust him at all, but there isn’t an alternative”
And if the RNC chooses to IGNORE their Constituents then literally NOTHING bad will happen because Republicans will vote for Republicans LITERALLY even if those Republicans are Murdering Their Children!
Dump Trump
This is like kids at a restaurant. 2 kids are getting the things they always get. One kid changes their mind last second. Other kids mocks them about how bad their food is gonna suck, should have gotten old faithful, etc. Turns out the new choice was great, superior in fact. Now the other kid wants to change his choice but it be too late ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Mental age checks out.
What goes around comes around. Repubes never learned the lesson when they relentlessly called Joe Biden old and senile for past 2+ years 🤣
I mean that can always nominate JD “couch lover” Vance.
Every Republican will tell you that Snopes is not a reliable source. If they say it’s false, then it must be true, right?!
Har!
Like I’m going to trust the crooked liberal media.
That’s not fair, even AP had to say there’s no way to actually prove he didn’t fuck a couch!
People come up to me and ask, “SwingingTheLamp, is it true that JD Vance put his dick in a couch?” I dunno. People are saying that JD Vance fucked a couch. Great people, some of the best people are saying it. We have the best couches in this country. Did you ever notice that? Best, sexiest couches. Migrants are flooding across the border to defile our couches. Dropping loads between our cushions, not even a rubber glove. It’s disgusting. We have to keep our couches safe for good, American dicks.
No dolphin will ever vote for him.
Hurr hurr hurr.
What’s great is that because of Red MAGA, this would divide the party in such a way that it would never come back together. Blue MAGA got it’s faced punched in when the time came, but Red MAGA is much much more in control of their party.
Expect people to write in DJT for decades after the guy is dead and burrired. Once DJT is out of the picture, they are well and truly fucked.
“Blue MAGA?” Lmao
There is no better word for the cult that tried to force Biden and thereby Trump on us.
Thankfully they didn’t get the nation-state backing that Red MAGA got.
No one was trying to “force Biden.” Biden was the candidate. No one ran against him. The only person who had control over whether he decided to bow out was Biden himself. As long as he was the candidate, fuck yes I’m going to be all-in on Biden, because the alternative is Trump. That doesn’t prevent me from simultaneously observing reality and airing my concerns about his abilities to the party. The second he dropped out, every “Blue MAGA” you’re on about breathed a sigh of relief and lined up behind Harris, demonstrating how what you’re describing isn’t even remotely comparable to “MAGA.”
I get what you’re coming from, but people did run against him. It’s just they weren’t taken seriously because usually an incumbent is considered the de facto candidate for a party in most cases.
No one with a snowball’s chance in hell of winning any primary, even if there were no incumbent. There were no realistic candidates in the primary besides Biden, and he beat all those candidates handily regardless
I think you’re crazy if you think no one had a chance even if Biden weren’t an incumbent.
Part of the reason there were so few realistic candidates is because he was the incumbent. Both because of tradition and because of the momentum being an incumbent gives him.
Dean Phillips, Marianne Williamson, and Jason Palmer. Tell me which one would’ve won lmao
Ahh I see we’re in the re-writing the past phase.
Blue MAGA is a word the MAGAs made up because MAGA is a cuss word now. Don’t spread their word just because you’re upset at politics. None of this is new.
It’s the term Republicans use because they assume that Democrats are just as hard for their candidate as they are for their own. They think that their fanaticism is normal.
Eewww hard and Trump in the same sentence! You’re not wrong though.
Waah so they willingly bought into the maga cult, kept up the whole ideology, just to try to smear normal people with their own cult name??? Like how little self awareness do they even have? How do theses people function?
That is just… So. Fucking. Wierd.
Like i can only think that they have sever chronic substance problems to maintain such a reasoning.
No, actually, its been around since 2017.
Your ignorance doesn’t mean shit.
There are plenty of this platform right here objectively are blue MAGA, and were insisting we run a candidate that was absolutely floundering, with almost no public support.
It was Blue MAGA forcing Joe Biden upon us and insisting there was no better way. And if it was you doing that, guess what?
Its a real thing.
What does the year matter? I didn’t say they just came up with it. Use your own words, don’t borrow them from morons.
They’re Anti-MAGA and Pro democracy, that’s why they would vote everyone that isn’t a MAGA Fascist. It doesn’t make them blue extremists.
How many of those people do you see calling for Biden to come back?
How many people do you see Biden calling a god?
How many people do you see wearing diapers in the name of Biden?
What from what I said is “rewriting the past?” I lived it, my man. I was there lol
I’ll bet everyone who knows you dreads your bOtH sIdEs/devil’s advocate bullshit and avoids talking politics with you every time they can.
Are these blue people in the room with us now?
Expect people to write in DJT for decades after the guy is dead and burrired.
I expect politicians of both parties will call their opponent “another Trump” as an attack and insult for the next 100+ years after Donald Trainwreck is gone
Id vote for that Kyle kid. You can always trust a “Kyle”.
Can I get a Riker trombone up in this?
Here you go! I was asleep for this one.
Ahhh. That’s the stuff.
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world they callin you!
That’s true, he is too old and suffering from dementia. They will vote for him anyway since they have neither morals nor integrity.
