• bus_factor@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    He wrote about couch fucking in his book like it’s something everyone does. He likes to add a lubed glove.

    I miss when I didn’t know this sort of thing about the candidates…

    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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      4 months ago

      The story about him writing it was under “telling lies on the Internet” so it was obviously a joke, but it got traction anyway and while it’s possible to show it’s not in the book, it’s impossible to show he’s never mentioned such a thing, and/or never done it. Plus of course he just looks like a Davenport Debauching Douche.