Flying Squid@lemmy.world to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world · 5 months agoIf you need me, I'll be over here banging my head on my desk repeatedly.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square39fedilinkarrow-up1232
arrow-up1232imageIf you need me, I'll be over here banging my head on my desk repeatedly.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.world to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square39fedilink
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·5 months agoI didn’t post the screenshot, but here’s a little more including a presumably less insane person at the top:
minus-squarethejoker954@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·5 months agoI love “the bones decay quicker than they can be buried”
minus-squareKaryoplasma@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up26·5 months agoA common problem. That’s why you plan your burial before you die, so they can make it in time. Else you would just disappear.
minus-squarekautau@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·5 months agoThe whole cremation thing is a scam, since you turn into dust in 24 hours anyway
minus-squareIMongoose@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·5 months agoMan, I didn’t think a hydraulic press could make a fossil so I looked it up and saw this article: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/scientists-baked-fossil-24-hours-180969770/ Title got me excited and they are just doing impressions. Which are fossils but not the re-mineralized ones I think of. So I was disappointed, but that’s par for the course for any “proof” of creationism so I set myself up for that one.
I didn’t post the screenshot, but here’s a little more including a presumably less insane person at the top:
I love “the bones decay quicker than they can be buried”
A common problem. That’s why you plan your burial before you die, so they can make it in time. Else you would just disappear.
The whole cremation thing is a scam, since you turn into dust in 24 hours anyway
Man, I didn’t think a hydraulic press could make a fossil so I looked it up and saw this article:
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/scientists-baked-fossil-24-hours-180969770/
Title got me excited and they are just doing impressions. Which are fossils but not the re-mineralized ones I think of. So I was disappointed, but that’s par for the course for any “proof” of creationism so I set myself up for that one.