If World 1-1 has taught me anything, it’s:
JUMP
ON
THE
GOOMBA
Holy shit that is a Goomba. It’s just one of those images that the longer you look…
I dunno… it looks like his shroom friend might shank you for that
We 𝓕𝓻𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓬
When she asks “Can I have your name?”, don’t give it to her.
Assume I’ve been heavily drugged.
You mean more than usual?
Yo, that Mushroom boy is holding a HUGE knife.
You know I was all down to be like “stay and see how it turns out”
But yeah now I see mushroom dude with a fckin bowie knife I’m like nope
He’s the first boss in a fromsoft game.
stay
Plowing her garden
ASK her if can move in
Bring some iron and don’t eat or drink anything you’re offered
so she’s homeless?
Literally just admire it with my whole heart
Smoke a spliff
I stay. Forever.
Don’t give her my name