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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 11 months ago

Where's all the bisexual people at? Happy Pride!

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Where's all the bisexual people at? Happy Pride!

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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 11 months ago
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  • recklessengagement@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Oh yeah, I’m definetly bi… Bi myself

    👉😎👉

  • KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol
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    11 months ago

    The Bi-ble

    • Frog@lemmy.ca
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      11 months ago

      Bible is short for Bi Able.

    • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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      That’s how you know the word is derived from Greek

      • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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        I’m not sure if this is a joke but bible is from the Greek word for books. So yes, it comes from Greek but has nothing to do with the prefix bi-

        • jimmux@programming.dev
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          Yes but the word for books comes from bisexuality, because reading is gay.

          • friek@sh.itjust.works
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            11 months ago

            I don’t know why this made me laugh so much. Thank you.

  • BluJay320
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    11 months ago

    Being gay or queer is a SIN and an AFFRONT TO GOD

    Which is why I’m proud to be both 💜

    • return2ozma@lemmy.worldOP
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      11 months ago

      I saw this shirt at Pride and you’d love it…

      • salvaria
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        11 months ago

        PLEASE post this to !shirtsthatgohard

        • return2ozma@lemmy.worldOP
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          11 months ago

          Here you go

          https://lemmy.world/post/16650611

      • BluJay320
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        11 months ago

        I need it

      • xavier666@lemm.ee
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        11 months ago

        Not sure if pro or anti-LGBTQ

        • terminally_offline@infosec.pubBanned
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          SJW spotted. Getting offended from a pro-lgbt shirt checked off the bingo card.

          • xavier666@lemm.ee
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            11 months ago

            Wrong!

      • Citizen@lemmy.ml
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        11 months ago

        Best place to vomit!

    • Snowclone@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

      If he has an eternal suffering pit, is he really any good? We’d put people in jail for shit like that.

  • gex@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    The same argument applies for polyamory

    It’s Adam AND Eve

    not Adam XOR Eve

    • Klear@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

      Adam and/or Eve

  • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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    11 months ago

    Happy Pride, fellow bi!

    • return2ozma@lemmy.worldOP
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      11 months ago

      I’m gay but still thought the meme was funny. Happy Pride!

      • Frog@lemmy.ca
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        If Eve came from Adam’s rib, then she should’ve been male too since Adam reproduced asexually.

        But due to a mutation, Eve received a genetic trait called the X-gene.

        This is why all women are X-men.

        • Patapon Enjoyer@lemmy.world
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          God took two ribs, one replicated the X chromossome, the other the Y.

          There is an extremely manly son of Adam somewhere, and they’re afraid to let everyone know

          • chooglers@lemmy.ml
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            they say his name is Chad

            • Patapon Enjoyer@lemmy.world
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              It’s Steve

      • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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        That’s okay, you’re already halfway there!

        • odium@programming.dev
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          Most ppl are halfway there.

          • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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            That’s why I’m always optimistic!

  • JoeTheSane@lemmy.world
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    Pansexuals, represent!

  • anachronist@midwest.social
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    Ok but why a raccoon?

  • hswolf@lemmy.world
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    This joke is awesome in Portuguese.

    Adan and Eve translates to Adão e Eva

    Adão e Eva, doesnt sound like anything, but

    Eva e Adão, spoken all together sounds like “It’s a big fag”

    And I find that marvelous.

    God did Adan and Eve, not Eve and Adan.

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      I was confused for a bit but then I remembered the bigger Portuguese.

      In mine it’d sound more like Eh, booed. And it’s an uncommon word.

  • Citizen@lemmy.ml
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    What a shitpost! Fuck whomever you want! Nobody gives a damn fuck…

    Let the downvotes begin!

    • areyouevenreal@lemm.ee
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      This sounds kinda rapey

    • wonderfulvoltaire@lemmy.world
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      Based

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    Technically correct, which is the best kind of correct.

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