Actually a good movie tho
Yup, that’s the Trojan Horse part of the meme. Good movie opens the gates for dozens of crummy copycat movies trying to take advantage of early 90s toy nostalgia.
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I’m ready for the Mattel Cinematic Universe.
Let’s hide the conservative/capitalist brainwash deprogramming message into a cool movie about Hot Wheels, Polly Pocket and Mighty Max
Cars is basically hot wheels movie. Change my mind
Haven’t seen it but do they jab at the broken global system?
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Let’s do a Super Soaker movie but it’s the 8 hour war with the aliens from Signs.
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It’s actually pretty sad that there are probably going to be some braindead Hollywood execs who completely missed the point of the movie and unironically pitch something like this.
If that was what they were going for they should have switched the Barbie and shit movie tags.
I agree. I just watched the movie.
I approve men as much as women, and ladies should have the same chances at the world. I knew I liked the movie as soon as I saw the trailer, though I don’t understand many of the controversial topics presented by it (I’m too simple 😂). I find it interesting that someone gets offended by the movie (constructive criticism is important, folks!).
I’m no perfect as a man and so ain’t the closest lady to me neither.
Here comes Polly Pocket motherfuckers
This is Barbieland MotherBeeper!
For those who are unaware, this is actually happening. Lena Dunham is directing and Lily Collins is starring.
Mattel is also in pre-producrion on Barney, Hot Wheels, and even Magic 8 Ball.
Magic 8 ball should be a 2000s era horror thriller.
Teenagers fate (played by obvious 30 year olds) is dictated by the results of a possessed ball. Signs point to Death 💀 in theaters, whenever.
Hot wheels should play it straight as a Racing movie but those damn orange loopty loop tracks, which again is so normal in that universe nobody brings it up. Wanna see some sick ass hot rods too.
Barney vs Godzilla. Let’s go. Will Love triumph over thunder?
If they rerelease Speed Racer as a Hot Wheels movie I’d be fine with that. More people need to see it
Not joking - Magic 8 Ball is planned to be a PG-13 thriller from the writer of Cocaine Bear.
And JJ Abrams is doing Hot Wheels.
Oh - and Barney is supposed to be inspired by “Being John Malcovich” and be “A-24-esque”
Followed by the XXX parody “Pollie’s Pocket”
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I’m not big on horror movies, but I’d legit watch a fury one
Finally we getting a Street Sharks movie
Followed by Samurai Pizza Cats
Starring Vin Diesel
Can we please put all that barbie stuff in a barbie community now, so i don’t have to see it multiple times every day?
Too tier! Good work!
Uno movie is going to be a blast!
Only if it’s rated R for violence and blood
Just wait until Unilever brings over to the big screen all that IP they have.
There’s canned goods, hygeine products, cleaning products, sauces and lots more…
