Wats0ns@sh.itjust.works to Malicious Compliance@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoTrans men enter Miss Italy contest to protest anti-trans ‘women from birth’ rulesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square352fedilinkarrow-up11.33Kfile-text
arrow-up11.33KimageTrans men enter Miss Italy contest to protest anti-trans ‘women from birth’ rulesh.itjust.worksWats0ns@sh.itjust.works to Malicious Compliance@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square352fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareZorque@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up60·1 year agoWhat if I have a fabulous dick, but the rest of me is blah?
minus-squareAfghaniscran@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up32·1 year agoNo need to brag to those of us whose entirety is eurgh
minus-squareLemon_Rick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 year agoZorque is envied by every gent, ’Cause it’s fab when he pitches a tent Every saint and sinner Can each be a winner When his dick’s in the beauty pageant
minus-squareZorque@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up14·1 year agoThe last time I tried that the police were called.
minus-squareJohnny5@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoJust got to find the right contest, friend
minus-squareKlicnik@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year ago“Instructions unclear” popped into my mind immediately.
minus-squareIonAddis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoThen you put googly eyes and a little rhinestone pantsuit on it and stick a video up on…well, I guess YouTube wouldn’t take it. Pornhub, maybe?
minus-squaregridleaf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoJust crop those parts out of your OnlyFans posts.
minus-squarePatapon Enjoyer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoThat depends on what you’re allowed to wear for the swimsuit section.
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What if I have a fabulous dick, but the rest of me is blah?
No need to brag to those of us whose entirety is eurgh
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Zorque is envied by every gent,
’Cause it’s fab when he pitches a tent
Every saint and sinner
Can each be a winner
When his dick’s in the beauty pageant
The last time I tried that the police were called.
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Just got to find the right contest, friend
Put my dick in what now?
“Instructions unclear” popped into my mind immediately.
Then you put googly eyes and a little rhinestone pantsuit on it and stick a video up on…well, I guess YouTube wouldn’t take it.
Pornhub, maybe?
Just crop those parts out of your OnlyFans posts.
That depends on what you’re allowed to wear for the swimsuit section.