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Mf lucky he didn’t get his liver ate.
He tried and failed.
If he had successfully body slammed a killer whale and the whale returned the favor, would he have succeeded or failed?
He would have succeeded; and that point would probably be reiterated a few times at his funeral.
Man, think about the views tho. Everyone would want to watch that. So many new subscribers!
If they SMASHED that Subscribe button then that’s all that really matters.
The man yells “I touched it” to the other people on the boat and then asks “Did you get that?” in an apparent reference to whether his encounter with the orca was successfully filmed. He then tries to touch the animal again. Other people aboard the vessel can be heard laughing and cheering in the background.
Fuck it, fine them too.
Eh, they might’ve been cheering for the orca.
Historians of the future will remark that we lived in a time when “many humans were so stupid they forgot wild animals can kill them easily”.
That’s not too fair. Poor guy. Someone has to fight back. Are we sure it wasn’t self-defense? Maybe they were trying to sink his yacht?
“Stop fucking with the orcas! They already be attacking ships at random, you’re just gonna piss 'em off even more!”
“body slam”
Guy like barely grazes it.
Keyword being “trying”
I first read it as “Man is fine after trying to ‘body slam’ killer whale” expecting a meh orca encounter.
Could have made Darwin proud that day. Alas, a slap on the wrist in the form of a $600 fine and they live to harass another whale in the future.
Really should have gotten some time in a cell to reflect on his stupidity
I thought kiwis were more tame than aussies
