God is a disappointment to me.

god just pretends to be dissapointed, so she gets to spank you

Woooooo God can eat my entire ass ^.^ 😗🎶

God is a psychopath, so who cares about impressing him anyway.

God created man and woman as biologically different, separate beings, and that people must not tinker with that plan or try to “make oneself God”. - Pope Francis

Hell yeah motherfucker, I am above your puny “God” because I have an existence outside of your imagination. God is below nematodes, viruses, and the simplest organic proteins right now. We made it up, and by refusing to acknowledge that, you make it unworthy of respect or worship. Your god is nothing but an excuse to claim superiority at this point, and until you put it in its place below your fellow people, the idea is nothing but a cancer on society.

Hellfire is great for cooking

I’m sorry, but my crimes against heaven are just that bad.