I’ll start: a naked guy complaining to his host that there’s less light than advertised.
Video game addiction ironically doesn’t affect the teenager.
This one wins
When the Captain finds Neelix and Tuvok intertwined in an intimate coupling, she is forced to order them to break up.
Alternative: respected captain is found out to be extremely anti-species joining
OP said worst. That’s the best.
Troi is sexually assaulted by an alien and brainwashed to enjoy the subsequent pregnancy, childbirth, and parenthood. Her child abandons her to seek out new victims and continue the cycle of abuse. Everyone rejoices
Captain Picard falls asleep; dreams of some dead people.
You mean: An old starfleet officer needs much time learning the flute.
Child actors in an elevator.
Might be my favorite bottle episode
The Poseidon adventure IN SPACE!
A boy almost gets murdered for catching a ball.
A collection of poker scenes filmed from different camera angles.
Data ignores a direct order on the advice of his poker hand.
young ferengi takes human expression “break a leg” too literally
Officers eat Troi cake and Sigmund Freud tells Data to kill everyone.
A shit-covered truck floating in space leads to Amelia Earhart.
That’s not even a joke. That’s the actual synopsis.
Riker and the boys go to Vegas.
Unironically my favorite TNG episode.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Data listens to a deck of cards.
The first ferangi in statfleet loses a leg and gets PTSD so hard he becomes addicted to managing a VR casino with his new best friend, the holographic lounge singer.
e: I completely forgot the best episode of ds9, “It’s 1953, America is racist and Benny Russell is crazy.”
riker shows a genderqueer person it’s okay to be out and then gets them sent to conversion therapy.
Picard learns to play the flute.
Crusher plays a flute.
Ghosted