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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

The Patriarchy

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The Patriarchy

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldBanned
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    I’d rather come across a women in a dinosaur costume then a dinosaur in a woman costume if I was alone in the woods.

    • 9point6@lemmy.world
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      Coward

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldBanned
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        Damn right, buds.

      • Nepenthe@kbin.melroy.org
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        Normally, an image would have already been posted of the cover art for Bear by Marian Engel, and though it doesn’t apply here, there’s always someone looking out for our needs

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      but… but a dinosaur is actually like strong and…

      oh wait, you already picked the person. i was so ready to be fragile about it

      • felykiosa@sh.itjust.works
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        The real question is would you rather be in the woods with a bear or with a lusty argonian maid ?🤔

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          Give me the dinosaur in a woman costume or the lusty Argonian maid any day.

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            That s not the safest option but probably the best one .

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              You can’t live your life in fear.

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                Exactly this is why I live my life scaroused that s way better

    • daltotron@lemmy.world
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      yeah I bet there’s a lot of weird things you’d come across huh buddy

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    That’s a lot of lusty argonian maids

  • Margot Robbie@lemmy.world
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    Even though this is an obviously AI generated picture (which makes it funnier BTW), this seems like a fun shenanigan to pull on the weekends.

    The best part is that nobody will recognize you with the velociraptor masks on.

    • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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      Clever girl.

    • BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works
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      Careful with this kind of jokes, it needs to be as obvious as possible that it is one. Some people are morons and can become violent for shit like this. Remember the guy who got shot dressed as a scary clown (probably as a joke)

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        It IS obvious though. Look at the closeup of the one wearing red. Now look at the sidewalk.

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          Now look at your man. Now back to me.

      • aidan@lemmy.world
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        If your intention is to scare people who didn’t sign up for it iirc that is assault.

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          Yes exactly, that’s why it needs to be obviously a joke, every one should be amused or neutral about it, no one should be scared.

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      The most unbelievable part is Hagerstown.

      • PlexSheep@infosec.pub
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        Not that the name of the account has Serrif instead of Sheriff?

  • Klear@lemmy.world
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    Clever girls…

  • RedditWanderer@lemmy.world
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    That’s disgusting! At what time are they there?

    • TheLowestStone@lemmy.world
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      Yes, and at what cross streets? I really want to make sure that I avoid them.

      • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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        Just to be sure I know the place and time to avoid them, I’ll be coming with you guys

        • TheLowestStone@lemmy.world
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          Good plan. We’ll just head down there really quick and take a peak so we know exactly what it is that we’re avoiding.

  • Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I’m scaroused.

    • rubicon@lemmy.ca
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      It’s a fear boner!

      • Tiefling IRL
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        Fearection*

        It leads to a terrorgasm

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          Didn’t knew those therms thanks for the knowledge stranger

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    Oh god… I just realized, “Lot Lizards”

  • Queue
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    God forbid women do anything!

  • hperrin@lemmy.world
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    Whoever painted the lines on that street was drunk.

    (Yeah, I know it’s AI generated, that doesn’t mean I’m wrong.)

  • blindbunny@lemmy.ml
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    Are all scalies this based?

    • KoboldCoterie@pawb.social
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      Absolutely. 😄

    • Mossy Feathers (She/Her)@pawb.social
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      If I had a fursuit/scalesuit then I’d absolutely do shit like that. So, I guess?

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  • Match!!@pawb.social
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    INFORMATION NEEDED: her discord handle

  • uis@lemm.ee
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    Fuck Cars material?

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      That’s dragons, not dinosaurs. Common mistake.

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      Based

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    deleted by creator

  • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.comBanned
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    women in dinosaur costumes?

    The furries got some catch up to play now.

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