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Bernie Ecclestoned@sh.itjust.works to Not the Onion@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

Experts say ‘cocaine sharks’ may be feasting on drugs dumped off Florida

www.theguardian.com

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Experts say ‘cocaine sharks’ may be feasting on drugs dumped off Florida

www.theguardian.com

Bernie Ecclestoned@sh.itjust.works to Not the Onion@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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Erratic behavior observed in some sharks could be result of them ingesting bales of cocaine cast overboard by passing traffickers
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    i’m not excited for the cocaine animals cinematic universe

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    I’m looking forward to this Cocaine Bear sequel.

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      Here’s a review my friend sent me…

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      Here’s a review my friend sent me…

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      I was thinking a Cocaine Bear/Sharknado crossover.

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      Cocainenado. A giant tornado fueled by cocaine rips through towns and cities, leaving every living thing a fiending monster.

      Alternate name: Blownado

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      Before that, we gonna have Cocaine Dog

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    At least they’ll be too busy talking about themselves to eat you, not that they’ll be hungry anyway.

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    B-Movie in 3, 2, 1…

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    Somebody get Ian Ziering’s agent.

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    Next sharknado hook just leaked

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      Theoretically it could be for sharks, given their brains are significantly different from ours. I’d find it doubtful though. Only way we could find out for sure is testing.

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          Challenge accepted. Now I just need sharks. And cocaine.

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