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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前

There it is

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There it is

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前
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  • ummthatguy@lemmy.world
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    While I love the background, the cluttered mass of icons makes my eye twitch. A modicum of organization, please.

    • sino@feddit.de
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      The only perfect background is to disable all icons and keep it black

      • EP51L0N@sh.itjust.works
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        Okay, Patrick Bateman

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          I run a Windows operating system on an m.2 SSD on the latest generation AMD CPU and GeForce graphics card. My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of my operating system and a balanced power profile and rigorous maintenance routine. In the morning if my game is a little laggy I’ll put on a memory optimisation program while running benchmarks. I can score 1000 now. After I remove unused programs I use a file clearing tool such as CCleaner. On the desktop I audit all my shortcuts , remove any I haven’t opened for a while and sort the rest into folders. Then I apply any driver or software updates before powering off my PC which I leave off for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use a keyboard cleaning wipe with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your fingers out and makes you type slower. Then screen cleaning, then wiping down my desk mat followed by a final system boot.

        • jenny_ball@lemmy.world
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          seriously. you guys are the same freaks that hide all their wires on your workstation for those lame pictures you like posting

      • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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        I see a background

        And I want it painted black

        No icons anymore

        I want my desktop black

      • GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml
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        I’ve used and enjoyed that kind of setup a while back, but my new favourite is to have something that rotates different backgrounds. macOS has their dynamic wallpapers which you can set to cycle through different ones on a regular basis, which I really like. I still don’t like having any icons, though.

        On Android, I use Muzei to get a different artwork as my background every day. It’s also very nice.

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    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      Same. I would go insane with a desktop like that.

    • peopleproblems@lemmy.world
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      Hah, as if you’d ever see the icons behind the millions of things I have running

    • Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.works
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      Yeah what is this 2006?

  • HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works
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    Bonus point if you replace Chrome with Mozilla!

    • BenchpressMuyDebil@szmer.info
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      Insallah my brother in the Firefox jihad

    • sebsch@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Just change the icon to the chrome ones.

  • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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    deleted by creator

  • BottleOfAlkahest@lemmy.world
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    It looks like he has chrome pinned to his task bar in the bottom left.

    • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
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      You cannot make enough shortcuts for the elderly.

      • CaptKoala@lemmy.ml
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        You can, but a desktop composed of entirely shortcuts to chrome I suspect wouldn’t be enough.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netBanned
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      There is also a second desktop icon in the upper left, in the 3rd column.

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    deleted by creator

  • TastyWheat@lemmy.world
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    I’d nearly forgotten all about Vista.

    • jol@discuss.tchncs.de
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      This looks like windows 7

      • AtariDump@lemmy.world
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        The start button whose circle is larger than the start menu gives it away that it’s probably Windows Vista

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          You could shrink it in 7 to do that to if I recall

  • blind3rdeye@lemm.ee
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    Cool picture. But Chrome? Why?

    • HEXN3T
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      It’s like a “water this way” sign in the middle of a desert. The better solution is to get Librewolf and replace the icon with a Chrome one.

      • Custodian1623@lemmy.world
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        Good way to end up with passwords written on sticky notes

  • Spendrill@lemm.ee
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    Needs this to be in the middle.

    • Destide@feddit.uk
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      Div mentioned

  • Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world
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    Right click desktop, create new, folder: Junk

    Drag drop everything but that chrome icon into Junk.

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    Instead of fixing the symptom, maybe you could address the underlying problem of all that clutter on the desktop. ….or pin it somewhere it won’t be encroached by new files

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      It’s pinned to the taskbar. If my own father is anything to go by, trying to clean up their desktop is a futile and temporary effort.

      • GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca
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        There are at least twice as many icons s on his desktop as on mine!

    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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      It is pinned to the taskbar

      Also the first icon in column 4

    • Master@lemm.ee
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      All of those files look very important and need to stay where they are…

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      …then he complains i made a mess.

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    If you really wanted to have a good time, you could screen-shot everything as is and make that the desktop, then put all the real shortcuts into a folder on the desktop anywhere and watch the fun ensue

    Eta: for extra entertainment, don’t forget to hide the Taskbar

    • GreedyYardHippos@kbin.social
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      The shortcut was at the tip of the penis

      • Thrickles@lemm.ee
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        I understood that reference.

  • strongarm@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Never use your desktop to store shortcuts, unless they are very temporary, and then clear up often.

    You have a taskbar and start menu to organise and find everything you need, you can even do startup applications.

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    Didn’t think about icons being on a grid, eh? Whoever made this had to turn it off to place the Chrome icon there. Amateur move

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    Most of the time my desktop is covered, so I use folders on the toolbar

    • MelastSB@sh.itjust.worksBanned
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      What in the world

  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    That’s pretty funny! Thanks for making me smile.

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      Legit makes my day to make someone smile :)

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