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Gork@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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It helps to set your preferred age range from 18-120 for full coverage

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It helps to set your preferred age range from 18-120 for full coverage

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Gork@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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    deleted by creator

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      I’m 33 still waiting

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        Same, 38.

        It doesn’t happen for everyone. Life isn’t a fairly tale. :/

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          Yeah I’m just waiting for everyone to stop having fun so i can sort through sloppy 1/80s

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            Maybe being the kind of person who refers to it as sloppy 1/80s has something to do with it.

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              That would make sense if i were constantly saying that every time i was in a situation where i could say it. I’m not, so it doesn’t.

              That’s just how it feels sometimes when people say “it’s just not your time yet.”

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    • MrVilliam@lemmy.world
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      This is the truth. Focus on yourself for now. Learn things, get good at stuff, advance your career, understand different perspectives, cook and eat healthy food that tastes good. Be somebody you really want to spend time with. A significant chunk of this is just you being confident and comfortable in who you are. Then people (including women) will be interested in spending time with you.

      It helps to not be broke or ugly, but dressing well and washing yourself and smelling pleasant can get you pretty far.

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        I did all those things. Where fight?

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    I’m in my mid 30s, having women tell me of the psychological fights that NO ONE TOLD ME WERE EVEN HAPPENING, AND NO-ONE GOT ME.

    Anyway, I now have a great love life. So long as you’re not dead, there’s always time for it to sort itself out. Be patient and focus on yourself.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netBanned
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      So long as you’re not dead, there’s always time for it to sort itself out.

      Hell, even if you die, there could be a necrophiliac who falls madly in love with your corpse.

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        the dream

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          Finally, sex without relationship maintenance

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            right? just gotta die first…

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    Turns out you kind of have to meet girls for this to have a chance to happen, and what with the global loneliness epidemic and lack of places and reasons to meet new people, that ain’t happening.

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      Damn thanks for protecting my ego, I didn’t even have to think of anything myself

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    If youre not getting laid consider turning off hard-core difficulty in your dating app. Its in the settings under sexuality.

    Thanks for being there for me m’dudes

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      the cheat code for skipping ahead is “bb top ddf can host”

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        top top bottom bottom dom sub dom sub popper lube host

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          isn’t that the code that lets you both play as the same character in Street Fighter?

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          Pepper?

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            Please do not bring peppers

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              Unless?

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                gwah

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    It happened where they knew you wouldn’t see them.

    Unfortunately, there were no survivors.

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    Oh, is 121 too old for you?? This is why you’re single.

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      121 is fucking dead, so yeah… too old. Oldest confirmed person is 117.

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        Why do you hate vampires?

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    The fucking worst people to talk to about romance are people that found their “soul mate” with little to no effort on their part. They’re so convinced that its the easiest thing in the world to just go out and find the one because they never felt rejection more than once or twice.

    No John, the dating app you used to meet your wife doesn’t work anymore, its designed specifically to make us spend money forever.

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    Wouldn’t setting to 180 be best, to maximize area of effectiveness.

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    That is something that never happened in my world

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    “Eighteen to eighty; Sick, lame, or lazy.”

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