I can remember things from when I was 2 years old but cant remember what I had for dinner yesterday >v<

How does that work if you’ve only been a hot girl for half of your life? Asking for a friend of course.

Yeeeeah… I don’t remember most of my childhood or a good chunk of my adulthood, except for occasional memories. Like multiple middle school suspensions. Or that time when two girls sat on the armrests of a chair I was sitting in on a field trip, and I remained oblivious for YEARS. And the girl who I just now remember messaged me to explicitly tell me she wasn’t a lesbian. 8th grade me was a dumbass.

I guess my decent memory is why I’m not hot 😭

Maybe I’ll fix that one day…