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BiNonBi to Witchy Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Spell to get someone to leave you alone

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Spell to get someone to leave you alone

BiNonBi to Witchy Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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    Of course, nobody likes salting the snail but she gives you no choice.

  • macwood@lemmy.world
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    Nobody likes salting the snail but she gives you no choice

    • SmokesForBreakfast@lemmy.world
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      Get outta here Snaaaail!

      Yah! Yah!

      🧂🐌

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netBanned
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      It’s a horrible experience, by the way.

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        Not exactly fun for the snail, either.

  • Che Banana@lemmy.ml
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    This brings tears to my eyes.

    …no, seriously, stop throwing salt in my eyes!

  • perviouslyiner@lemm.ee
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    “Any crystal is a crystal of banishment if you throw it hard enough”

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    I’m learning so much from this community.

  • CookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.worksBanned
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    Removed by mod

    • Chais@sh.itjust.works
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      Ah yes, the healing power of crystals 😁

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        Removed by mod

  • Bread@sh.itjust.works
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    Having accidentally gotten salt in my eyes before. Can confirm it hurts like a motherfucker.

  • elbowdrop@lemmy.world
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    Thats only works sometimes. Take a lesson from Roger the alien. Just shove them in an elevator and throw drugs at them. Also make sure to yell drugs as you throw them.

  • electrogamerman@lemmy.world
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    I know a stronger spell. It’s basically the same enchant but use rocks instead of salt.

  • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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    If that fails, throw a hamster and tell it to go for the eyes.

  • robbankz@lemmy.world
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    No spells needed just let them borrow some money or better yet, bring up jesus and God around them more and more and watch how fast they vanish

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