Rules for thee, not for me.

    • massive_bereavement@kbin.social
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      9 months ago

      “Ladies and Gentlemen, please remember that if you’re a gold, emerald or platinum member of the DOJ, you might be eligible up to a 40% discount on your next bond.”

      EDIT: …and for those of you that control five justices, our “Commit Today, Pay Never” plan is available for any federal offenses that may apply.