HailSeitan@lemmy.world to Enshittification@lemmy.world · 5 months agoLogitech has an idea for a “forever mouse” that requires a subscriptionarstechnica.comexternal-linkmessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1135file-textcross-posted to: techtakes@awful.systemspcgaming@lemmy.catechnology@lemmy.world
arrow-up1135external-linkLogitech has an idea for a “forever mouse” that requires a subscriptionarstechnica.comHailSeitan@lemmy.world to Enshittification@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square21fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: techtakes@awful.systemspcgaming@lemmy.catechnology@lemmy.world
minus-squarewatersnipjelinkfedilinkarrow-up12·5 months agoWhy the fuck would a mouse need software updates? It just needs to translate movement into cursor coordinates, and record clicks. It’s a very simple tool.
minus-squareSteamymoomilk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up12·edit-25 months agoBut the “features”! Logitech would like to access -Call records (so we know who also likes Logitech) -Gps precise location (so if sombody steals it) -Microphone (for uhhh security) -Your wallet (they want more money) -Your dog (hes a good dawg)
Why the fuck would a mouse need software updates? It just needs to translate movement into cursor coordinates, and record clicks. It’s a very simple tool.
But the “features”!
Logitech would like to access
-Call records (so we know who also likes Logitech)
-Gps precise location (so if sombody steals it)
-Microphone (for uhhh security)
-Your wallet (they want more money)
-Your dog (hes a good dawg)