Not sure what the deal is with tennis balls, raquet balls hurt a whole lot more!

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    This tells me the explosives they found in Crooks’ vehicle were hidden in tennis balls

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      The restriction on tennis balls is apparently a city restriction that pre-dates the attempt so… 🤔🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤔

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        Aww that’s a lot less silly and therefore less fun (still pretty silly though I guess)

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          I can only imagine there was an incident with an abnormal amount of golden retrievers, and a single tennis ball. The retrievers accidentally crushed three emo teens that got caught in the stampede, on their way to Hot Topic.