salvaria to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoTIL "How do you dress?" means "Which pants leg do you put your penis down?"www.realmenrealstyle.comexternal-linkmessage-square98fedilinkarrow-up1216file-text
arrow-up1216external-linkTIL "How do you dress?" means "Which pants leg do you put your penis down?"www.realmenrealstyle.comsalvaria to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square98fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareJojo, Lady of the WestlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoI’ve always heard the ending be something like: Sir, you are a size 37 37? No, I’m a 36! 36!? Why if you wore size 36, your mangos would be so squished up you’d have constant migraines.
I’ve always heard the ending be something like:
Sir, you are a size 37
37? No, I’m a 36!
36!? Why if you wore size 36, your mangos would be so squished up you’d have constant migraines.