Unsure if your snack gets the David Seymour tick? This will clear things up.

Please keep this handy for when Seymour starts coming after parents who feed their kids Quinoa and hummus charging them with child abuse.

Remember folks. Only feed your kids high carb, high fat, fried, nutritionally empty foods.

Also of course no vegetables of any sort.

  • mjsaber
    4·
    8 months ago

    I stopped reading when he said hot chips aren’t woke. You don’t even know the rules of your stupid, made-up game.