Unsure if your snack gets the David Seymour tick? This will clear things up.

Please keep this handy for when Seymour starts coming after parents who feed their kids Quinoa and hummus charging them with child abuse.

Remember folks. Only feed your kids high carb, high fat, fried, nutritionally empty foods.

Also of course no vegetables of any sort.

    • @Dave@lemmy.nzM
      4•1 month ago

      In NZ we have names for cheddar based on age.

      Cheese, colby, edam, mild, tasty = NOT WOKE

      In this list, mild and tasty are both cheddar. In the UK tasty may be called “sharp”, though in NZ you can get a pretty wide range of sharpness between brands all labeled as “tasty”.

      • @dodgy_bagel
        4•1 month ago

        Tasty… cheese.

        Suggesting perhaps that all other varients are not tasty?