Wilshire@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 10 months agoDolphin found dead on beach riddled with bullets, NOAA offers $20k reward to find killerwww.usatoday.comexternal-linkmessage-square160fedilinkarrow-up1711
arrow-up1711external-linkDolphin found dead on beach riddled with bullets, NOAA offers $20k reward to find killerwww.usatoday.comWilshire@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 10 months agomessage-square160fedilink
minus-squareLerajelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up82·10 months agoThe only way this story could be more American was if it had been a child dolphin, in a public school.
minus-squareGeriatrickid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·10 months agoWe gotta arm the teacher fish
minus-squareLightborne@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·10 months ago “The dolphin, a juvenile, had injuries consistent with being shot with a firearm,” NOAA said. Halfway there! 🙏
The only way this story could be more American was if it had been a child dolphin, in a public school.
We gotta arm the teacher fish
Halfway there! 🙏
* pupfish school