Blåhaj Lemmy
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
Admiral Patrick@dubvee.org to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 year ago

Demand ad companies take security seriously first and maybe we'll talk.

tesseract.dubvee.org

message-square
102
link
fedilink
991

Demand ad companies take security seriously first and maybe we'll talk.

tesseract.dubvee.org

Admiral Patrick@dubvee.org to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 year ago
message-square
102
link
fedilink
  • interrobang
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    89
    ·
    1 year ago

    I’ve been halfheartedly saying I’m going to start a religion based on ads being bad for one’s soul. It makes more sense every day.

    • Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      20
      ·
      1 year ago

      How do you intend to acquire a congregation?

      • bamboo@lemm.ee
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        24
        ·
        1 year ago

        Where do I sign up?

        • CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          24
          ·
          1 year ago

          If he tells you, he’d be advertising and that’s against his religion.

          • interrobang
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            13
            ·
            1 year ago

            Just live the principals and you’re already a congregant, my child

          • tyler@programming.dev
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            5
            ·
            1 year ago

            That’s not advertising, that’s prosthelytizing. Advertising has to be for goods and services. And just telling someone about something isn’t advertising. It’s when you spend money or resources to bring attention to that thing that it counts as advertising. People keep saying that putting a sign on your building stating the company name is advertising. It’s not.

        • henfredemars@infosec.pubBanned
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          4
          ·
          1 year ago

          Seek and ye shall find.

      • melpomenesclevage@lemm.eeBanned
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        13
        ·
        1 year ago

        well, they just picked up one follower.

        • hairynipple@lemmy.dbzer0.com
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          7
          ·
          1 year ago

          By advertising. So it is now officially a religion since it’s full of hypocrites.

          • grue@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            3
            ·
            1 year ago

            Checkmate, atheists!

          • tyler@programming.dev
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            1
            ·
            1 year ago

            That’s not advertising…

            • hairynipple@lemmy.dbzer0.com
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              1
              ·
              1 year ago

              Thit’s nit idvirteesing…

          • melpomenesclevage@lemm.eeBanned
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            1
            ·
            1 year ago

            is there public awareness that isn’t advertising?

            • tyler@programming.dev
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              1
              ·
              1 year ago

              Yes, this isn’t advertising. It’s proselytizing. Advertising has to be for goods and services and it has to be explicit. Me telling you about the company I work for isn’t advertising.

      • interrobang
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        12
        ·
        edit-2
        1 year ago

        Lmao

        I don’t, i suppose

        Word of mouth & direct delivery tablet cuneiform maybe, go old school

    • MajorHavoc@programming.dev
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      17
      ·
      1 year ago

      I’m a convert. Who wants to write our hymns?

    • pyre@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      11
      ·
      1 year ago

      do it so we can claim anti ad blocker measures are discriminatory

    • ManniSturgis@lemmy.zip
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      edit-2
      1 year ago

      Your move Satanist church.

    • TrickDacy@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      1 year ago

      I’d join. Nice username

      • interrobang
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        1 year ago

        You too, Detective

      • PriorityMotif@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        1 year ago

        deleted by creator

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netBanned
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      1 year ago

      “The real money is in starting a religion.” - L. Ron Hubbard

    • Zink@programming.dev
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      1 year ago

      Please add me to that newsletter, and may the billboards be cast from your sight, brother!

    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      1 year ago

      With that, you could sue Google and other companies pushing anti-adblocker tech for discrimination, just bring up all the cases when the supreme court sided with cristofascists to oppress other people.

Programmer Humor@programming.dev

programmer_humor@programming.dev

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !programmer_humor@programming.dev

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

  • Keep content in english
  • No advertisements
  • Posts must be related to programming or programmer topics
Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 1.3K users / day
  • 5.07K users / week
  • 8.59K users / month
  • 17.6K users / 6 months
  • 469 local subscribers
  • 24.1K subscribers
  • 1.45K Posts
  • 46.8K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Feyter@programming.dev
  • adr1an@programming.dev
  • BurningTurtle@programming.dev
  • Pierre-Yves Lapersonne@programming.dev
  • BE: 0.19.11
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org