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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Extra Egg Roll Thrown In By Mistake Becomes Man’s Sole Reason For Living

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Extra Egg Roll Thrown In By Mistake Becomes Man’s Sole Reason For Living

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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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BANGOR, ME—Tearing away the pall of shadow and misery that had once cloaked his whole existence, an extra egg roll mistakenly thrown into a takeout order at local Chinese restaurant Panda Palace reportedly became Allen Russo’s sole reason for living this week. “There is hope in this bleak world after all,” said…
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