• bbpolterGAYst (she/her)
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    9 months ago

    if you have anal sex the evil goblins that HATE anal sex will come in an attempt to interrupt it. its the untold, unwritten rule.

    • Twinklebreeze @lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      My evil goblin tries to interrupt any sex. He’s one, and I swear he can smell intimacy. Wake out of a dead sleep.