minus-squareskyelinkEnglish23•3 months agoi also prayed that my school would burn down in the middle of the night multiple times but that never happened but at least i had an xbox
minus-square@RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink18•3 months agoI’ve been praying Jesus would just fuck Satan and get it over with. The sexual tension is way too high.
minus-squareskyelinkEnglish4•3 months agothey should take inspiration from all the fan fiction of Good Omens!
minus-square@drengbarazi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink2•3 months agoWhat do you really think was going down there before the 3rd day?
minus-square@WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilink9•3 months agoI think god is just handing out Xboxes instead of granting prayers
minus-squareskyelinkEnglish4•edit-23 months agonow that u mention it i can’t think of a single other prayer i ever made getting answered so you might be right maybe god is just sponsored by microsoft (this existence brought to you by: Xbox Game Pass)
i also prayed that my school would burn down in the middle of the night multiple times but that never happened but at least i had an xbox
I’ve been praying Jesus would just fuck Satan and get it over with. The sexual tension is way too high.
they should take inspiration from all the fan fiction of Good Omens!
What do you really think was going down there before the 3rd day?
I think god is just handing out Xboxes instead of granting prayers
now that u mention it i can’t think of a single other prayer i ever made getting answered so you might be right
maybe god is just sponsored by microsoft (this existence brought to you by: Xbox Game Pass)