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    164 months ago

    Pontius Pilate: Aight Jesus, you got any last wishes before we put in the nails?

    Jesus: I’ve always wanted to fly.

    • HonkyTonkWoman
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      74 months ago

      Given Jesus’s relationship with water, he’d better hope that cord don’t snap.

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        64 months ago

        “This is the worst superpower ever, why have you forsaken me?”