• TheAlbatross
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    9 months ago

    Dude found out the secret.

    Wolves love seafood cholent and making your partner cum on Shabbos is a mitzvah

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        Not if you start just before sundown and put in a huge burst of energy up front such that further thrusting/stroking occurs automatically as though powered by an unspooling spring. Then it’s fine.

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        9 months ago

        Naw, I’m fairly well practiced at this point, I’d hardly say it’s a schlep

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      9 months ago

      …and making your partner cum on Shabbos is a mitzvah

      It’s not just a mitzvah, it’s a double mitzvah!

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        9 months ago

        100%. Which is why I try to do it twice 🤪

        As it says in the Talmud, It Is Torah and I must Learn