I legit had a friend in college accuse me of downloading porn because my computer was running slow. Rather than the computer being a few years out of date and running on campus wireless internet, it must have been because I downloaded porn and got a virus.

Google image search exists. I don’t need to go to porn sites if I want images to jerk off to. I struggle to fathom what some people’s mental model of the internet is. I think I even offered to show my friend that I could bring up all kinds of explicit images right then and there using only google images.