• Miss Brainfarts
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    325 months ago

    Creative horny, I always like to find new ways to manhandle the hamcandle.

    Well, technically I’m womanhandling it, but that breaks the flow of the sentence.

    • Deconceptualist
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      185 months ago

      manhandle the hamcandle

      Thank you, miss_brainfarts. for introducing me to this delightful euphemism

      (or maybe it’s a dysphemism… ?)

    • @TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world
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      95 months ago

      Well, I wouldn’t be respecting your rights as a woman if I didn’t steal your phrase and take all the credit for myself, a man. I’m sure you understand

      • Miss Brainfarts
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        5 months ago

        I stole that phrase myself

        Credit where credit is due: I got that phrase from AliceinWonder1and. Go check her out, she is a kiwi transgirl who plans to release videos documenting her entire bottom surgery journey. Which I think is fantastic, considering how hard it seems to be to find information from actual people who had the surgery.