(I have low standards)

  • Snot Flickerman
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    365 months ago

    Literally nobody’s ass is that clean.

    • @cuchilloc@lemmy.world
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      825 months ago

      Literally eating ass for 14 years, never got an itchy butt. If someone has them, they would know and maybe not even want to have genital sex. The best sex happens with people you can trust.

    • Saik0
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      85 months ago

      My washlet and high water pressure says otherwise.

      • @deranger@sh.itjust.works
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        15 months ago

        It’s more the food sanitation standards than any ass cleaning. A bidet won’t get rid of worms living in your intestines, no matter how high you dial the pressure.

        • Saik0
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          35 months ago

          I don’t have worms. Your statement was that nobody’s ass is that clean. Mine is clean, pressure washed every day.

      • Snot Flickerman
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        15 months ago

        So what you’re saying is you’d have a lot of fun with Lindsey Graham’s Ladybugs?