@spujb@lemmy.cafe to 196English • 8 months agodroid rulelemmy.cafeimagemessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up1191file-text
arrow-up1191imagedroid rulelemmy.cafe@spujb@lemmy.cafe to 196English • 8 months agomessage-square13fedilinkfile-text
minus-square@LemmysMum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink26•8 months agoR2-D2 is the king of all short kings, and inspiration to any who wish to woo large powerful women.
minus-squareUriel238 [all pronouns]link9•8 months agoAnd somehow I knew this conversation was going to happen.
minus-square@Toribor@corndog.sociallinkfedilinkEnglish13•edit-27 months agoHe sticks his little robot peen in like everything he can possibly reach. Door control panels, elevators, spaceships, other droids… All while whistling and beeping frenetically. He’s a horny little droid and we all know it.
… when does R2D2 fuck??
I don’t know how to react to this to be completely honest
R2-D2 is the king of all short kings, and inspiration to any who wish to woo large powerful women.
Woah, nsfw this! 🥵
And somehow I knew this conversation was going to happen.
He sticks his little robot peen in like everything he can possibly reach. Door control panels, elevators, spaceships, other droids… All while whistling and beeping frenetically.
He’s a horny little droid and we all know it.