• Uriel238 [all pronouns]
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    11 months ago

    I just like that someone is getting laid every night and that is part of their best life. In fact, I assumed the hot messy creampie woman is managing her fertility as she sees fit.

    Also jizz is totally a drug. Dopemine, I think.

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      11 months ago

      And yet the doctor tells me I have to stop snorting jizz because it’s “bad for my lungs”. Like, ok narc smh

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        11 months ago

        That raises some good questions about how to best absorb dopamine from jizz. I suspect anally is super-effective.

        Inhalation of nebulized jizz probably less so, but worth a try.