rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works to 196 · 1 year agoRespectability Rulesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square80fedilinkarrow-up11.09K
arrow-up11.09KimageRespectability Rulesh.itjust.worksrambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works to 196 · 1 year agomessage-square80fedilink
minus-squareUriel238 [all pronouns]linkfedilinkarrow-up27·1 year agoI just like that someone is getting laid every night and that is part of their best life. In fact, I assumed the hot messy creampie woman is managing her fertility as she sees fit. Also jizz is totally a drug. Dopemine, I think.
minus-squarechumbalumberlinkfedilinkarrow-up25·1 year agoAnd yet the doctor tells me I have to stop snorting jizz because it’s “bad for my lungs”. Like, ok narc smh
minus-squareUriel238 [all pronouns]linkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoThat raises some good questions about how to best absorb dopamine from jizz. I suspect anally is super-effective. Inhalation of nebulized jizz probably less so, but worth a try.
I just like that someone is getting laid every night and that is part of their best life. In fact, I assumed the hot messy creampie woman is managing her fertility as she sees fit.
Also jizz is totally a drug. Dopemine, I think.
And yet the doctor tells me I have to stop snorting jizz because it’s “bad for my lungs”. Like, ok narc smh
That raises some good questions about how to best absorb dopamine from jizz. I suspect anally is super-effective.
Inhalation of nebulized jizz probably less so, but worth a try.