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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 1 year ago

I wish I succeeded right away at everything I attempt

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I wish I succeeded right away at everything I attempt

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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 1 year ago

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Granted!

You develop a severe case of depression and atempt to kill yourself.

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