TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agoPlease stop the ride, I want offi.imgur.comimagemessage-square27fedilinkarrow-up1467
arrow-up1467imagePlease stop the ride, I want offi.imgur.comTheGoldenGod@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square27fedilink
minus-squareNerorerolinkfedilinkarrow-up57·1 year agoDepends how old your parents are. They likely have the full lead Teflon combo
minus-squareIgnotum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up29·1 year agoDon’t forget that sweet sweet asbestos
minus-squareOberonSwanson@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up21·1 year agoDon’t forget the itchy cotton candy they put in walls.
minus-squareget_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoYummy. I was shoulder deep in that fuzz today. Seasoned with spiders and mouse poop. Extra delish.
minus-squareutopianfiat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·edit-21 year agoWe all have Teflon and its replacements. Something like 99% of humanity has detectable PFAS in their blood.
minus-squareOberonSwanson@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 year agoI think we’re all loaded with those now, even the clouds are polluted with them.
minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoEvery lifeform and biotope on the planet has them. They’re unavoidable at this point.
minus-squareGarden_Ramsay@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoSince the 50s https://esajournals.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1002/eap.2320
minus-squareOberonSwanson@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoI’m one of the lucky members of said group. /s
minus-squareOberonSwanson@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoWhat are the superpowers it gives me, aside from cancer?
minus-squarespacecowboy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoYou won’t rust or stick to the pan?
minus-squareno banana@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoThe skeleton is finally free from this flesh prison
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoSome limited antiknock when we burn you
Depends how old your parents are. They likely have the full lead Teflon combo
Don’t forget that sweet sweet asbestos
Don’t forget the itchy cotton candy they put in walls.
Yummy. I was shoulder deep in that fuzz today. Seasoned with spiders and mouse poop. Extra delish.
We all have Teflon and its replacements. Something like 99% of humanity has detectable PFAS in their blood.
And microplastics.
I think we’re all loaded with those now, even the clouds are polluted with them.
Every lifeform and biotope on the planet has them. They’re unavoidable at this point.
Since the 50s https://esajournals.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1002/eap.2320
Sadly they have all 3. 🥴
I’m one of the lucky members of said group. /s
Teflead body enhancement.
What are the superpowers it gives me, aside from cancer?
You won’t rust or stick to the pan?
Meat won’t stick to you.
Slides right off the bone!
The skeleton is finally free from this flesh prison
Some limited antiknock when we burn you