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xia@lemmy.ca to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

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xia@lemmy.ca to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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    proposal to rename exit() to oh_shit_oh_shit_oh_shit()

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      screw_you_guys_im_going_home()

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        fuck_this_shit_im_outta_here()

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        In the 90s there was a Redhat distro called Cartman.

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          Red Hat 6.1, that was my first Linux distro.

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        screw_you_im_gonna_go_play_minecraft()

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