alphacyberranger to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 11 months agoPick a side Javascriptlemmy.worldimagemessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up1688
arrow-up1688imagePick a side Javascriptlemmy.worldalphacyberranger to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 11 months agomessage-square37fedilink
minus-square@SingularEyelink98•11 months agoartificial insemination; beard marriage, loves her husband platonically. I am a JS dev.
minus-square@Kraivo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink32•edit-211 months agoLesbian, in marriage with another lesbian and adopted 3 kids. Still virgin.
minus-square@where_am_i@sh.itjust.workscakelinkfedilink26•11 months agoHer partner is actually a woman, but dynamic type casts made her write “husband”.
minus-squareℕ𝕠𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕆𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝 ✔️linkfedilink14•11 months agoand by kids, she means their cats and/or dogs
minus-square@amanaftermidnight@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish11•11 months agoAh yes, the fursons and furdaughters.
minus-squarekuslinkfedilinkEnglish11•11 months agoWe prefer the gender neutral fur baby in this household.
minus-square@IGuessThisIsForNSFW@yiffit.netlinkfedilink9•11 months agoI was thinking they were his kids from the previous marriage, though artificial insemination works just as well!
minus-square@Konlanx@feddit.delinkfedilink78•edit-211 months agoJS !== Java Try Javascript some day! We have truthy and falsy! Empty string or null? Yeah, that’s false! Of course we can parse a string to number, but if it’s not a number it’s NaN! null >= 0 is true! Assign a variable with =, test type equality with == and test actual equality with ===. You will NEVER use the wrong amount of = anywhere, trust me! Our default sort converts everything to string, then sorts by UTF-16 code. So yes, [1, 10, 3] is sorted and you are going to live with it. True + true = 2. You know I’m right. Try Javascript today!
minus-square@Durotar@lemmy.mllinkfedilink14•11 months ago Our default sort converts everything to string, then sorts by UTF-16 code. So yes, [1, 10, 3] is sorted and you are going to live with it. I’m not sure whether this is satire or not.
minus-square@Konlanx@feddit.delinkfedilink59•edit-211 months agoIt’s not. The default sorter does that, because that way it can sort pretty much anything without breaking at runtime. You can overwrite it easily, though. For the example above you could simply do it like this: [3, 1, 10].sort((a, b) => a - b) Returns: [1, 3, 10]
minus-square@sociablefish@programming.devlinkfedilink2•11 months ago The default sorter does that, because that way it can sort pretty much anything without breaking at runtime. who the fuck decided that not breaking at runtime was more important than making sense? this js example of [1, 3, 10].sort() vs [1, 3, 10].sort((a, b) => a - b) will be my go to example of why good defaults are important
minus-square@sociablefish@programming.devlinkfedilink1•11 months agowho uses utf 16? people either use utf 8 (for files) or utf 32 (for string class O(1) random access)
minus-square@Beanie@programming.devcakelinkfedilink1•11 months agoTrue + true = 2. I’ve heard memes about Javascript, but jeez. It’s really that bad?
minus-square@SouthernCanadian@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink1•11 months agoAs a js dev, I will gymnastically take that as a compliment
minus-square@scottywh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink1•11 months agoI’ve had a JavaScript certification for over a decade now and I think I hate you.
artificial insemination; beard marriage, loves her husband platonically. I am a JS dev.
Lesbian, in marriage with another lesbian and adopted 3 kids. Still virgin.
Her partner is actually a woman, but dynamic type casts made her write “husband”.
and by kids, she means their cats and/or dogs
Ah yes, the fursons and furdaughters.
We prefer the gender neutral fur baby in this household.
That’s ageist.
I was thinking they were his kids from the previous marriage, though artificial insemination works just as well!
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JS !== Java
Try Javascript some day!
Try Javascript today!
I’m not sure whether this is satire or not.
It’s not. The default sorter does that, because that way it can sort pretty much anything without breaking at runtime. You can overwrite it easily, though. For the example above you could simply do it like this:
[3, 1, 10].sort((a, b) => a - b)Returns:
[1, 3, 10]Holy shit that’s actually true. I just tried it
who the fuck decided that not breaking at runtime was more important than making sense?
this js example of
[1, 3, 10].sort()vs[1, 3, 10].sort((a, b) => a - b)will be my go to example of why good defaults are importantwho uses utf 16? people either use utf 8 (for files) or utf 32 (for string class O(1) random access)
True + true = 2. I’ve heard memes about Javascript, but jeez. It’s really that bad?Removed by mod
As a js dev, I will gymnastically take that as a compliment
I’ve had a JavaScript certification for over a decade now and I think I hate you.