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minus-squarelatenightnoirlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up52·edit-215 days agoSo, lemme get this straight: first they ache like bastards, and now they also induce anxiety. I say we boycott bones.
minus-squarepanda_abyss@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·15 days agoIt turns out jellyfish have been the ideal species the whole time. No brains to worry with, no bones to hurt or cause anxiety.
minus-squareTeamAssimilation@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·15 days agoCrabs know what’s up too, that’s why they wear their skeleton as an armor. Can’t hurt you if it’s outside.
minus-squareDagnet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·15 days agoI wanna be a shark. Only bones are the teeth and THEY ARE REPLACEABLE
minus-squarepanda_abyss@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·15 days agoWhy don’t we get replaceable teeth?
minus-squareTeddE@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·14 days agoWe have the free trial of replaceable teeth. The first replacement is free, after that it gets expensive.
minus-squarenotabot@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·15 days agoTake 'em out and throw 'em away. What use could they possibly be?
minus-squarebuttnugget@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·14 days agoYes! Abolish skeletons! Let’s become Jellyfish.
So, lemme get this straight: first they ache like bastards, and now they also induce anxiety. I say we boycott bones.
It turns out jellyfish have been the ideal species the whole time.
No brains to worry with, no bones to hurt or cause anxiety.
Crabs know what’s up too, that’s why they wear their skeleton as an armor. Can’t hurt you if it’s outside.
I wanna be a shark. Only bones are the teeth and THEY ARE REPLACEABLE
Why don’t we get replaceable teeth?
We do though? Just once.
We have the free trial of replaceable teeth. The first replacement is free, after that it gets expensive.
Take 'em out and throw 'em away. What use could they possibly be?
Yes! Abolish skeletons! Let’s become Jellyfish.