• Rozaŭtuno
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    11 months ago

    OP is right, that’s why I cook everything in my anti-vax homeopathic oven. No 5G is getting in my lasagna 🤡

    • Cloudless ☼
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      711 months ago

      I have bad news for you, your lasagne contains dihydrogen monoxide, it can kill you! You are 100% going to die.

      • @chairman@lemmy.world
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        411 months ago

        You are absolutely correct. Research shows that 100% of people who died in the past 500 years has dihydrogen monoxide in their body!!!

      • Maple Engineer
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        211 months ago

        Wait until you learn about how much β-D-fructofuranosyl α-D-glucopyranoside there is in things you eat regularly. That shit will kill you.