Draconic NEO@pawb.social to 196English · 4 months agoillegal rulei.imgur.comimagemessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up1424cross-posted to: 196furry_irl@pawb.social196@pawb.socialflippanarchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
arrow-up1424imageillegal rulei.imgur.comDraconic NEO@pawb.social to 196English · 4 months agomessage-square16linkfedilinkcross-posted to: 196furry_irl@pawb.social196@pawb.socialflippanarchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
minus-squareJPAKx4linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up74·edit-24 months agoThat’s cursed, turtles and tortoises shells are a part of their body, with nerve endings and the like, so they cannot come out of their shell. Completely by coincidence we had a tortoise in our garage today!
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·4 months ago“Nerve endings and the like”? Their spines and ribs are literally part of the shell! Please do show us the tortie, though 😁
minus-squaredrosophilalinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·4 months agoYeah, a tortoise can’t come out of its shell any more than a human can come out of their rib cage.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 months ago“Let’s get you out of that spine and ribcage and into something more comfortable, ma‘m” – excerpt from my upcoming psychosexual mystery novel The Butler Did It Weirdly
minus-squarehperrin@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 months agoWhat’s more comfortable than my own little bone garage?
That’s cursed, turtles and tortoises shells are a part of their body, with nerve endings and the like, so they cannot come out of their shell.
Completely by coincidence we had a tortoise in our garage today!
“Nerve endings and the like”? Their spines and ribs are literally part of the shell!
Please do show us the tortie, though 😁
Yeah, a tortoise can’t come out of its shell any more than a human can come out of their rib cage.
“Let’s get you out of that spine and ribcage and into something more comfortable, ma‘m”
– excerpt from my upcoming psychosexual mystery novel The Butler Did It Weirdly
What’s more comfortable than my own little bone garage?
Death, I guess? 🤷
Added the lil guy
Aww 🥰