The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoSo you don't have a doctor's note?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square140linkfedilinkarrow-up11.37K
arrow-up11.37KimageSo you don't have a doctor's note?lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square140linkfedilink
minus-squaresemlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 days agoI am 1000% sure they’re prepared for this because they’ve heard it a billion times already.
minus-squareCrankenstein@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-22 days agoYou greatly overestimate the competency of TSA rent-a-cops. Though, the mentioned suggestion would absolutely fail considering most airports do x-rays now. Also, if you’re pregnant, kinda want to disclose that due to the whole x-ray thing.
minus-squarepiecat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoI don’t think they’ve used X-ray scanners on people in a long time? Pretty certain they’re all microwave backscatter scanners.
minus-squaresemlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoAnd anyway it’s a customer service gate agent we’re taking about, not the TSA.
minus-squareacockworkorange@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoWhat are they going to do? Force you to provide an exact date and time of conception?
I am 1000% sure they’re prepared for this because they’ve heard it a billion times already.
You greatly overestimate the competency of TSA rent-a-cops.
Though, the mentioned suggestion would absolutely fail considering most airports do x-rays now. Also, if you’re pregnant, kinda want to disclose that due to the whole x-ray thing.
I don’t think they’ve used X-ray scanners on people in a long time?
Pretty certain they’re all microwave backscatter scanners.
And anyway it’s a customer service gate agent we’re taking about, not the TSA.
What are they going to do? Force you to provide an exact date and time of conception?