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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago

When computer is what?

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When computer is what?

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago
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  • Chloé 🥕
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    why does this image have built-in spit droplets

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      Image so old it got moldy

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      My dumb ass just went and tried to clean my screen before I read your comment

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        Did you put it into screen cleaning mode first?

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        Same, I was wondering why doesn’t the damn thing cleanse off

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      This was incredibly confusing for me because I washed my hands after opening this post. I picked up my phone, and I read your top comment before reading the post, and then I looked at my screen and I actually had water on my screen. I was like, “Damn that is some realistic looking water!” Then I wiped it on my shirt and it disappeared and I got really confused lol

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      Shower thoughts, clearly it needs water.

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      It has been saved, reposted and saved so many times that there is data loss making fuzzy artifacts in the picture.

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      It’s semen

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