Edit: NSFW and a definition of Homiesexualism

Homiesexualism - the belief that it isn’t gay to have sex with your homies

  • drosophila
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    14 hours ago

    If you think about how your pp feels, you’re thinking about pp when kissing and it feels good and whoops now you’re gay or if you’re being sensitive and emotional yup, gay

    There are people that unironically believe this.

    • TheRealKuni@midwest.social
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      11 hours ago

      There are people that unironically believe this.

      I think you misspelled, “there are people who are terrified that they might not be straight and thus obsess over what might make someone gay.”

      I remember, in my younger, conservative years, becoming terrified about how I didn’t like lesbian porn as much as stereotypical guys. I was worried I might be gay since I preferred porn with a guy in it.

      So in college, being open-minded and experimental (probably why I’m now far from my conservative roots), one day I tried to jerk off to gay porn.

      I learned then 1: there’s nothing scary about gay porn, and 2: gay porn isn’t a turn-on for me.

      Oh and 3: a culture that makes someone worried about their sexuality because they like straight porn is really fucked up and needs to chill.

      • SCmSTR
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        8 hours ago
        1. But have you tried 🫴 femboys?
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      8 hours ago

      a pity to be them, but god, am I relieved y’all got that. The number of times I’ve said stuff like this on Reddit just to be argued against by good but otherwise stupid people has been really snuffing my kurfluffle. Either that or it’s just all bots now.