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minus-squareUriel238 [all pronouns]linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·1 month agoThis is why you block the camera with a little diorama that shows a single white male viewer…frantically masturbating.
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·1 month agoClose. This is why I mastubate frantically infront of the cameras. It satifies they kink for surveilance and my kink in exhibitionism.
minus-squareFourWaveforms@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoIt’s really an ecosystem, if you think about it
minus-squaremerdaverse@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·1 month agoWait, TVs have cameras now? That sounds super creepy
minus-squarepipes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 month agoAnd an array of microphones. But it’s not like they have a clear view of their surroundings. Wait
minus-squareUriel238 [all pronouns]linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoAs if someone published a book featuring this very technology…in 1949. It was noted with memes when the ToS of one such television suggested not having private conversations in front of or otherwise near the TV screen.
This is why you block the camera with a little diorama that shows a single white male viewer…frantically masturbating.
Close. This is why I mastubate frantically infront of the cameras. It satifies they kink for surveilance and my kink in exhibitionism.
It’s really an ecosystem, if you think about it
Wait, TVs have cameras now? That sounds super creepy
And an array of microphones. But it’s not like they have a clear view of their surroundings. Wait
As if someone published a book featuring this very technology…in 1949.
It was noted with memes when the ToS of one such television suggested not having private conversations in front of or otherwise near the TV screen.