• Snot Flickerman
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    Except they always do it in the dumbest ways because they don’t want to have to rub elbows with plebeians. They want their own private service, every time.

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      what if we put everyone in an artillery shell and simply fired them along a ballistic arc toward their destination?

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        Soon:

        Related: The Cannon Travel was legit one of my favorite parts of the video game Secret of Mana.