It’s nice that you’re here be able to explain my sexuality to me, otherwise I might have persisted in bring mistaken. I’ll hurry off and tell my wife and kids, they’ll be so excited for me. I guess I’m having my mid life crisis earlier than scheduled. I’d better download some dating app and get myself a hairy boyfriend, stat.
I have a webcam affixed to a straight shot of my bed. from there it’s just a matter of adjusting the angle. Light source is behind the webcam. Whenever I wanna do a photo, I’ll setup a video, get into a pose, hold it still for like 10-15 seconds, and then I’ll go back through and get a screengrab of the best shot.
I swear I’m not actually a pornstar or anything, that’s probably the most public image I’ve ever shared.
I’m not sure if science memes is the place for femboys Jack-o posing.
Edit: I guess we’ll see? I hope this isn’t too hot for the science team, 'cuz I can’t spoiler an image lmao.
I may be Asexual but damn, very hot 10/10 :3
(Would look better with thigh highs and a skirt tho)
um… this pic is absolutely ass.
spoiler
absolutely fantASStic UwU✨
Dude! I’m not gay, but that is a fine ass and you have great legs. Now I feel all conflicted.
This might honestly be the greatest compliment I’ve ever received, so thanks a lot.
You’re very welcome.
I encourage you to seek out denim booty shorts 😁
Colloquially they’re called Daisy Dukes.
if it makes you feel any better, im pretty gay and have no feelings whatsoever in relation to this image (i’m asexual)
Pretty much.
That holds as much weight as
“> be me (straight male)”
“> Gayest stuff imaginable”
“> annons am I gay?”
It’s nice that you’re here be able to explain my sexuality to me, otherwise I might have persisted in bring mistaken. I’ll hurry off and tell my wife and kids, they’ll be so excited for me. I guess I’m having my mid life crisis earlier than scheduled. I’d better download some dating app and get myself a hairy boyfriend, stat.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yVxZKOhLPco
I don’t know what this is and I’m scared to click the link because of what it’ll do to YouTube’s profile of me!
How’d you set up your camera to take this photo? I’m impressed with the dedication to the bit.
I have a webcam affixed to a straight shot of my bed. from there it’s just a matter of adjusting the angle. Light source is behind the webcam. Whenever I wanna do a photo, I’ll setup a video, get into a pose, hold it still for like 10-15 seconds, and then I’ll go back through and get a screengrab of the best shot.
I swear I’m not actually a pornstar or anything, that’s probably the most public image I’ve ever shared.
Doubt.
I’m pretty sure i recognise those shorts from something posted last week to c/DesperateCumDumpstersOfLemmy
Tap this for a rash
Not to kink shame or anything, just being facetious
Do it, for SCIENCE!
This’ll be a really funny reason to get banned lmao.
o7 legend
(Nice legs btw. You can absolutely pull off the jack-o pose and the shorts compliment you very well!)
I will raise hell if you’re banned for this
Why not? It’s for… SCIENCE!