My go to is the “See yourself as the price.”-approach. When you jokingly set her up that she is hitting on you. For example:

Her: So, you want anything to drink?

Me: Oh I see, already trying to get me drunk, eh?

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    24 days ago

    Disassociate and make funny small talk while i internally have an anxiety attack.

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      24 days ago

      Pro move.

      Classic cousin of the “realize a week later they were hitting on you and you blew it monumentally”

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        24 days ago

        A week? What is this, professional hour?! Try a few years.